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The Official Corporate Approved Spamming Thread

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  • HelsaHelsa
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    Kensamaofmari wrote: »
    Habimaru wrote: »
    What money...? And don't be going about telling everybody about the secret existence of my secret-lake ! =o
    Wolfsinger wrote: »
    Habimaru wrote: »
    Most recent one:
    (Note : Quoting the Russian-Cyrillic rather than translating it since my e-mail client [MailBird] is currently configured to display in Russian)
    Вчера 27 февриля 2020 г. 22:18
    От : Bill Lawrence <secon_efrus@mrecic.gov.ar>
    Тема : Re: $1MILLION DONATION TO YOU.
    --
    We bring greetings to you in the name of the lord. This message is sent to you as a notification that you have been chosen to benefit from our charity project aimed at touching lives and helping those that we can across the world as God has blessed us.

    I won the Powerball lottery of $150Million on November 2, 2019 and I have voluntarily decided to donate the sum of $10Million to charity, I try to reach people randomly from different sources and modes so as to touch lives from different angles, Hence you are getting a message here.

    You have been listed as one of the lucky recipients to receive $1M This donation is made out to you so to enable you strengthen your personal issues and mostly to generously help us extend hands of giving to the less privileged, orphans and charity organizations within your locality

    To verify
    https://www.powerball.com/winner-story/150-million-powerball-ticket-claimed

    Get back to me on how to receive the donation

    Thanks
    Bill Lawrence
    Note : The sender e-mail address is slightly different between what I got and what was pulled up from this web-master's page...
    I don't have any bank-accounts anyway (studied enough law to now have a complete and total distrust of banking institutions).

    Do you also put your money in a lock-box and bury it beside an old lake?

    I saw druids coming out from that lake.

    Were they watery tarts lobbing scimitars?
  • SherriSherri
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    Kensamaofmari wrote: »
    Sherri wrote: »
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    You got mail.

    Dear All,

    I am a Nigerian Prince and there is this venture that can get us rich.
    Please wire 2 million Euro into bank account xxxxxxxxxxxxxx and you will get 40 times the amount back within weeks.

    Dear Pesky Plumbers,

    The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her, if you can! If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

    -Bowser
  • KensamaofmariKensamaofmari
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    Sherri wrote: »
    Kensamaofmari wrote: »
    Sherri wrote: »
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    You got mail.

    Dear All,

    I am a Nigerian Prince and there is this venture that can get us rich.
    Please wire 2 million Euro into bank account xxxxxxxxxxxxxx and you will get 40 times the amount back within weeks.

    Dear Pesky Plumbers,

    The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her, if you can! If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

    -Bowser

    Legit
  • HelsaHelsa
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    Kensamaofmari wrote: »
    Sherri wrote: »
    Kensamaofmari wrote: »
    Sherri wrote: »
    You got mail. You got mail. You got mail. You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.You got mail. You got mail. You got mail.


    You got mail.

    Dear All,

    I am a Nigerian Prince and there is this venture that can get us rich.
    Please wire 2 million Euro into bank account xxxxxxxxxxxxxx and you will get 40 times the amount back within weeks.

    Dear Pesky Plumbers,

    The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her, if you can! If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

    -Bowser

    Legit

    Lego
  • KensamaofmariKensamaofmari
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    Helsa wrote: »
    Kensamaofmari wrote: »
    Sherri wrote: »
    Kensamaofmari wrote: »
    Sherri wrote: »
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    You got mail.

    Dear All,

    I am a Nigerian Prince and there is this venture that can get us rich.
    Please wire 2 million Euro into bank account xxxxxxxxxxxxxx and you will get 40 times the amount back within weeks.

    Dear Pesky Plumbers,

    The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her, if you can! If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

    -Bowser

    Legit

    Lego

    my eggo
  • SherriSherri
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    edited March 4, 2020
    It's the year 2045. Humanity has gone to war with each other once more, starting WWIII.
    I am Sgt. Squidward Tortellini, an American, writing this letter as the bombs go off over my bunker. We've beaten Russia, China, and even North Korea but nothing could prepare us for this enemy hidden in plain sight.
    They were in the EU for goodness sake! They've been lying to us, preparing for world domination this whole time! How could we be so blind?!

    We're located near their border, but nothing can break their defenses...
    heh.. to think these things used to be childrens toys..

    I'm going back in there.. tell my kids I love them.. remember us as heroes..
    KTechjM.png



    Yeah idk what that was, I just saw Lego and it went from me making a joke to a whole story
    enjoy
  • HelsaHelsa
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    Squidward Tortellini
    tL5XGALLy4.png
    Sherri
  • SherriSherri
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    edited March 5, 2020
    Helsa wrote: »
    Squidward Tortellini
    tL5XGALLy4.png

    He was in the mafia and was drafted into WWIII, where he quickly climbed the ranks to Sgt.
  • HelsaHelsa
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    edited March 5, 2020
    Sherri wrote: »
    Helsa wrote: »
    Squidward Tortellini
    tL5XGALLy4.png

    He was in the mafia and was drafted into WWIII, where he quickly climbed the ranks to Sgt.

    After the war, he went back into doing "work" as a "man of honor" until he was whacked by Sherri Mizuli: Mafia Hit-Broad.
    Sherri
  • HelsaHelsa
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    The reality, about Squidward Tortellini, is this:
    729ec4b8f3d232fd8afc895beb44b0ec.jpg
    KensamaofmariSherri
  • CrimsọnCrimsọn
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    edited March 18, 2020
    Kensamaofmari wrote: »
    Delicious Spam
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    That's disgusting, I hate you.

    Helsa
  • HelsaHelsa
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    Crims wrote: »
    Kensamaofmari wrote: »
    Delicious Spam
    Video_Thumbnail-720x540.jpg

    That's disgusting, I hate you.

    No no no, it's all in the marketing. Sure this is an inbred hillbillies idee-er of furrin vittles, but you don't mension that and call it Japanese Spiced Hamm and sticky rice with, low cal, seaweed rap.
  • KensamaofmariKensamaofmari
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    edited March 19, 2020
    Crims wrote: »
    Kensamaofmari wrote: »
    Delicious Spam
    Video_Thumbnail-720x540.jpg

    That's disgusting, I hate you.

    I'm saddened to hear that you hate me :(
    I guess I'll migrate to discord Town Square full time now.
  • WolfsingerWolfsinger
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    Kensamaofmari wrote: »
    Crims wrote: »
    Kensamaofmari wrote: »
    Delicious Spam
    Video_Thumbnail-720x540.jpg

    That's disgusting, I hate you.

    I'm saddened to hear that you hate me :(
    I guess I'll migrate to discord Town Square full time now.

    Is that where you've been? I keep missing your random gifs that somehow always fit. :(
  • HelsaHelsa
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    Kensamaofmari wrote: »
    Crims wrote: »
    Kensamaofmari wrote: »
    Delicious Spam
    Video_Thumbnail-720x540.jpg

    That's disgusting, I hate you.

    I'm saddened to hear that you hate me :(
    I guess I'll migrate to discord Town Square full time now.

    I predict you won't.
  • HabimaruHabimaru
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    That dish actually looks interesting... I think I shall go see if I can make that dish now !
    The more «weird» looking/sounding recipes I can memorise the more I will end up getting all the food to myself !
    Just like when I make Orange-Slices (from oranges) mixed in with Sausage-Slices and I offer it to others they're like...:
    «Ahh, umm, thanks, but no thanks... I/we think I'll/we'll pass... thanks anyway !» (as they scuttle off as-if traumatized)
    Kensamaofmari wrote: »
    Crims wrote: »
    Kensamaofmari wrote: »
    Delicious Spam
    Video_Thumbnail-720x540.jpg

    That's disgusting, I hate you.

    I'm saddened to hear that you hate me :(
    I guess I'll migrate to discord Town Square full time now.
  • GretaGreta
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    Habimaru wrote: »

    I'm saddened to hear that you hate me :(
    I guess I'll migrate to discord Town Square full time now.

    Please do.

  • КалашниковКалашников
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    edited April 9, 2020
    -removed-
  • KensamaofmariKensamaofmari
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    Калашников wrote: »
    It's too bad forums are dead.

    ok...
  • КалашниковКалашников
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    edited April 9, 2020
    -removed-