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Happy Holidays you dirty apes, ya boi is back from the depths once again with some spiced drinks and hefty dishes of tales (Just kidding I'm just going to try to recall whatever I can at the moment).

They say if you pray to the gods of Moyer long enough, you'll be blessed with the best skills of fish culinary preparation of your server. They tell of the legend that if you learn how to decode the secrets of Erinn, you'll experience a cut-scene of the truth of what it means to have the title of transcending death. They say if you lurk around Port Cobh long enough, you'll see Madoc place mysterious barrels and crates near the docks with a despicable grin on his face at the peak of night when Eweca is at it's highest. They tell of the story of a mad man who investigates a ruins in the depths of Iria and to this day he'll never stop in his quest of old aging book guides that'll he request of to others for errands. They say if you travel to the depths of the sandstorm filled desert of Longa and uncover relic statues of old, you'll find spooky demonic goats that might or might not form a pentagram (Best done when Eweca is at a all time high peak as well for EFFECT).

They say if you wait long enough at the waters where the Carnivorous Fish resides, you may fish one up, but the legend of the Shark Slayer will appear in a cut-scene if you happen to fish two simultaneously, the cut-scene will show a mysterious fisherman coming to fish alongside you, time passes, then as you reel a big one and feel the reward of the big catch, a second shark will rip you off the edge and take you into the waters, and then the mysterious fisherman pulls out the legendary sword Tethra and with one movement, tear the second shark in half. In the aftermath of recovering from the incident, the fisherman gathers the remains of the defeated shark into a simple leather bag after cleaning the fish of it's blood and walks off to who knows where.

Putting the mumbo jumbo tall tales aside, I do have an actual tale of my times to share. So as I make it my urge and need to live up to my new found hobby of becoming a Chef after my long path of obtaining achievement and pride as one, I try with most ingredients I come across to not waste them, be it from cooking them myself, using the ingredients players or monsters drop, selling off the goods to the NPCs even if the resale isn't so great, and my new added in side business of selling them for relatively cheap on auction along side my other cheap wares. I came across a dip who decided to drop a Blowfish, no clue who it was, but I as second nature as it is to me nowadays, I take it up and bring it with me as I had a place I was heading on the way as I saw the ingredient. Forward in time as I manage to settle down to cook up some foods, I decided to joke as I got the preparation ingredients for some Blowfish Sashimi underway, that I'd finally get all recipes of Blowfish with Fish Soup already under my belt as best in the server, multiple times even (Which fills me with putrid PRIDE). So I was doing some cooking daily quests and some others at Belvast where I was at for the time, and after finishing that got around to preparing the dish, after talking about getting the server's best multiple times in my head, LOW AND BEHOLD, DISH PERFECTION, KNOCKED INTO THE NEXT REALM, REVIVED, AND RETURNED, a quality FIVE STAR PERFECTED dish for Blowfish Sashimi. At that very moment all I could think of at the moment was, whoever dropped this fish is a damn filthy old swine on the buy one, get one free aisle section. Also that I appreciated that this fish I manage to find on the floor wasn't wasted in the slightest. Another journey to being a pro chef, maybe even getting the Grandmaster rank when I think it's time, although I'm already a technical Master Chef by title, talent rank, and even journal rating standards I'll probably get it when I got my last Chef skill to Rank 1, but I'll probably still hold off on remotely think I'm worth holding the literal talent title of Culinary Artist until maybe I can get to fifty or more server's best recipes under my belt. I barely remember how many I hold though anyway at the moment, it's probably been twenty or so at least now, but soon I'll feel THE WIZARDRY of the worth of my dusty talent title in my list, until then this Professional Chef 2nd title will suffice my worth of pride.

Hope ya'll enjoy the weird string-along of tall tales, and tales I could muster in. I WILL BE BACK, whenever as usual to amuse whoever reads this still. Until then, see you goofs and scums in-game or on here NEXT TIME,

CULINARY DREAMS, ADVENTURE ON HOLMES.

Kensamaofmari wrote: »

Is swimming with the lungfish next?

@Kensamaofmari
Nah man, I'ma be a lungfish. Well as close as there is to one, which is that limited NPC (sadly) medal for Transformation diary, the uh, 'Lament of Agony' fishes, lul.

Since I'm here, and I don't know how to set up a poll thing on here.
What's your intake on the tragic case for the transformation diary now that it's recently become a pay-to-get for new types?
Let me know yer thoughts on that whoever is reading this thread anymore, lmao.
SEE YOU SCUMS LATER.

Kensamaofmari wrote: »

Well while you're in Emain, find out who the chain of command is since those dumpsters are a problem with the methane they seep into the atmosphere. Emain is the #1 polluter in all of Erinn.

@Kensamaofmari
You can blame Aodhan, since he's technically the supervising commander lore wise for Emain aside from the occasional orders straight from Aliech's command at Tara castle, lul. Who can blame him though, literally just staff members of the former rulers of Emain, the Paladins, and the royal guards with Aodhan basically spear-fronting most of the work around Emain. He ain't got the payroll to make his knights dump out trash cans, given literally anything involving the dumps of Emain gets like handled in some weird fashion with events or Saga II.
Figured it was Aodhan a year or more, since he's literally handled anything recent or in general that involves with Emain Macha or is referred to the most when it comes to authority in that city. lul, R.I.P. his eyes, no wonder he always mentions sometimes that it's just "busy" a lot.

Since I'm here, HERE'S A STORY FOR YOU DIPS.
They say if you ask the Banker, Jocelin in Emain Macha, and talk to her with the keyword Classes and Training (I don't remember the exact keyword named but it's that one involving schools), she'll tell you all about the irony of how schools are garbage more or less.
They say if you wait long enough at the square in Emain Macha, you'll obtain a drop of one million gold magically.
AND THEY SAY,
if you really are a chef in Erinn, you'll be like Tin, and become a real alcohol enthusiast and buy liquor when the sun sets in the evenings, and pursue more alcohol all over the continents. (Like me of course, a truly aspiring Culinary Artist in the works.)

I WILL BE BACK SOMETIME, WHENEVER. Hope ya'll enjoyed the small tale. Keep on posting 'AN INTERESTING TALE', I like reading whatever gets posted on here, and hopefully so do some others, keeps the boredom from creeping in on this desolate community.
See ya next time n00bs.

It's ye boi, just stopping by to view this dumpster of a thread I made. I appreciate the responses ya'll made so far, keep at em'.
BUT REAL MATTERS ARE BEING DISCUSSED NOW.
To spice up this thread's topic a bit, question for ya'll to answer. What's the most interesting personal hobby ya'll keep up with while you play Mabinogi? Something that really puts ya or individualizes your own style of play nowadays in that sense. I'll start it off with this series of things I personally have a pride and joy over, while continuously working on more creations.

So far, legends has it that a old milletian makes bizarre equipment enchanted gear that has quality jokes when referring to the item name itself.
An example of these bizarre equipments he owns are as such things like; Magical Chef Life Exploration Cooking Knife, Guard Ebony Targe Shield, Untamed Barbarian Life Exploration Fishing Rod, Gust Sustainer Scooter Helmet, Vigorous Snappy Culinary Artist Outfit, Dramatic Charm Wis' Intelligence Soldier Boots (M), Intricate Poison Hunter's Venom Sword, Hunter Treasure Adonis Hat (M), and a personal favorite of the old timer's equipment, Secretive Challenging Sun Road Colts. They say he continues to destroy his durability to this very day, while training his rank seven enchanting rank on his unfortunate experiments on his equipment. Who says enchanting can't be fun, lul.

Also @Kensamaofmari, nah man, you need to enter the three-hundred-sixty orbital transcendence in mind and body on Erinn to enter that fourth dimension, but you're close to the 4D at the very least, lul. My advice, just stare at the orbital moon cycles everyday for years and you'll get there, like uh that one phrase, "until cows jump over the moon" or something like that is when you'll get there.

@Hellkaizer, @Sherri
Glad ya'll like the story snippets of my login times on Mabinogi, benefits of traveling all over, I always got some stories hanging around going place to place doing misc. things, lul.

I WILL BE BACK TO POST SOMETHING AGAIN, whenever I can, TILL' NEXT TIME WE MEET AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS BARREL of feces, urine, animal fat scum, and rotting plants and dirt.

People say if you wander for too long in the plains of Iria for too long; deserts, tundras, forests and all. You'll start to hallucinate and think living people are a mile away, when really it's just a NPC lurking in the distance. I sure know I've hallucinate too many times wandering all over a thousand times and more by now. Spooky stuff folks.

Legends has it said, if you try taking things in a different perspective in the two-dimensional realms of Erinn, you'll enter the fourth dimension before you know it, endless possibilities and creations waiting to be created and made, and a whole new outlook to explore in the world. This totally isn't some mumbo-jumbo that a hundred and eighty three year old milletian is just slowly succumbing to as he watches the world in Erinn turn into a cesspool of plagued scum and all things nasty.

Also @Sebastian, I only wish the people who were actually idling in the towns I've passed that were occupied were bards or something, it's just filthy dirt-bags that linger with the sole of intent of looking like a bad case of "2018's Bad Weeaboo's Cosplay Role-Playing disease", lul.

I WILL BE BACK TO TELL MORE STORIES, in some other later date and time, lul. I hope I'll be able to tell all my times I've experienced eyeball burning, pleasurable, and sensational tales of my logins on Mabinogi next time.