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Honest Alex (Siralexander)
Honest Alex here from the YES WE CAN company here to bring you the offer of a life time, we at YES WE CAN strive to trade all across Erinn and through the use of ancient magics have allowed easy contact through the simply method of shaking your cuffs 3 times and one of our salesman will be right with you to help you spend away all the unneeded gold. Many of our fine Salesman have even been granted a company Llama to make travels across Erinn more swift, if you are interested in becoming a fine member of our sales team please get in contact with your nearest distribution-er.
Our latest in products are the amazing company staple "Premium Grade Weapon Shine", "Booster Juice" and "Behemot Sweat". Now I know what your thinking, "Boy Honest Alex I would love to buy all your stock but surely these mircle products must cost a fortune?" well im here to tell you that for the low low price of 99 gold most of our products could be yours unless your interested in our rare Behemot Sweat which is set at a generous 999 gold. What are you waiting for madams and sirs, you too can enjoy the greatest of YES WE CAN products today so contact your nearest salesman.
(RIP Aussie Latency)
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Can I help the Customer with one of my fine products?
Premium Grade weapon Shine 99g (May Contain traces of Snake Oils)
Booster Juice (Blue or Red) 99g (Good for the skin)
Behemot Sweat 999g (Scraped from the Legend himself)
(RIP Aussie Latency)