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A Dream of Giants

WyseWyse
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in General Chat
I was only 9 years old
I love Nexon so much
I had all the services and the pets
I pray to Nexon every night before bed
Thanking them for the life I've been given
"Nexon is love" I say, "Nexon is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a nerd
I know he was just jealous of my devotion to Mabi
I call him a newb
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
A warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It's Nexon
I am so happy
He whispers in to my ear "Return to Physis"
He grabs me with his powerful publisher hands and puts me in front of my computer
I am ready
I spread my wallet for Nexon
He takes all my money
It hurts so much but I do it for Nexon
I can my feel my credit cards capping as my eyes start to water
I push into my paypal
I want to please Nexon
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my account with NX
My dad walks in
Nexon looks him straight in the eye and says
"Transaction Complete"
Nexon leaves through my window
Nexon is love, Nexon is life
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  • RheyRhey
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    Posts: 1,497
    Member
    edited July 30, 2017
    Wyse wrote: »
    I was only 9 years old
    I love Nexon so much
    I had all the services and the pets
    I pray to Nexon every night before bed
    Thanking them for the life I've been given
    "Nexon is love" I say, "Nexon is life"
    My dad hears me and calls me a nerd
    I know he was just jealous of my devotion to Mabi
    I call him a newb
    He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
    I'm crying now and my face hurts
    I lay in bed and it's really cold
    A warmth is moving towards me
    I feel something touch me
    It's Nexon
    I am so happy
    He whispers in to my ear "Return to Physis"
    He grabs me with his powerful publisher hands and puts me in front of my computer
    I am ready
    I spread my wallet for Nexon
    He takes all my money
    It hurts so much but I do it for Nexon
    I can my feel my credit cards capping as my eyes start to water
    I push into my paypal
    I want to please Nexon
    He roars a mighty roar as he fills my account with NX
    My dad walks in
    Nexon looks him straight in the eye and says
    "Transaction Complete"
    Nexon leaves through my window
    Nexon is love, Nexon is life

    Plot twist: It returns later that night...
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    DanievictriaYokkaichi
  • GretaGreta
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    edited July 30, 2017
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    You ok...?
    Wyse
  • dra011dra011
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    Posts: 130
    Member
    edited July 30, 2017
    Um pretty sure this update is free and you just got swindled out of that money or you are a reverse hooker.
    Wyse
  • YokkaichiYokkaichi
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    Posts: 322
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    edited July 31, 2017
    Wyse, this cracked me up! I have never laughed this hard at a forum post!

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    Honestly made my night!
    Wyse
  • HinotamaHinotama
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    Posts: 290
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    Got me laughing loud! And it had people looking at me as I laughed...
    Wyse
  • LeximexiLeximexi
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    Wysepawcalypse
  • GretaGreta
    Mabinogi Rep: 46,225
    Posts: 6,874
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    One word.

    Cringe-fest.
    SherriIyasenu
  • XiokunXiokun
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    I can't tell if this is funny or kinky. :S
    Wyse
  • SherriSherri
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