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I was only 9 years old
I love Nexon so much
I had all the services and the pets
I pray to Nexon every night before bed
Thanking them for the life I've been given
"Nexon is love" I say, "Nexon is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a nerd
I know he was just jealous of my devotion to Mabi
I call him a newb
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
A warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It's Nexon
I am so happy
He whispers in to my ear "Return to Physis"
He grabs me with his powerful publisher hands and puts me in front of my computer
I am ready
I spread my wallet for Nexon
He takes all my money
It hurts so much but I do it for Nexon
I can my feel my credit cards capping as my eyes start to water
I push into my paypal
I want to please Nexon
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my account with NX
My dad walks in
Nexon looks him straight in the eye and says
"Transaction Complete"
Nexon leaves through my window
Nexon is love, Nexon is life
Comments
Plot twist: It returns later that night...
You ok...?
Honestly made my night!
Cringe-fest.