I made a rap to the 'you reposted in the wrong neighborhood' beat. Hopefully you like my sense of humor.
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*LYRICS BY XIOKUN - MARI
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Two to the one, one to the three,
'got a R1 Merlin 3 Lined on Me
Gonna kick your --- like you wouldn't believe
'got more pvp wins than Muhammad Ali
Two to the one, one to the three,
My total level's thirty five thousand and three
got all these's newbie's lookin at me
cause I'm dunby all dressed to a t.
I've been in this game since two thous'n eight
Before dem mounts and new moongates
I swear these newbs got it so easy,
back in my day windmill took hp
Got off of hiatus just a week ago,
gonna show these scrubs just 'what they know'
once I show em how easy I solo,
Rabbie Phanstam without no pets, yo.
We bout to make a party, (Let's go)
'just me and my food cart-ayee (Solo!)
Crisis all the mobs for for twenty thousand 'n one
one hun'ed kay blaze em if that ain't enough
I just opened 90 gacha, (Feels bad,)
And I wanna kill like Macha, (cuz he's mad!)
When I just spent like one whole grand,
To get some dyes and weird purple sand.
SPAM. DAT. RNG. SPAM DAT RNG.
GRIND. THOSE. SKILLS FOR ME. GRIND THOSE SKILLS FOR ME.
SPAM. DAT. RNG. SPAM DAT RNG.
GRIND. THOSE. SKILLS FOR ME. GRIND THOSE SKILLS FOR ME.
*Work of Rapper Xio from Mari*