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A poem about dan tests

HellkaizerHellkaizer
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in General Chat
A Limerick
If only I could get one easy crit,
I wouldn't care about that test fee one bit,
I'd like if my test of skill had no luck
but here we are, stuck in the muck
without dan 3 magnum my damage will always be s***

Is this not good, how about a Haiku?
A Haiku
Magnum eluding me
I very much hate this test
Free combo card please

More?
A Terza Rima
Gremlins, Gargoyles, Swords, Wisps, Fish and, Rats
All these enemies lined up for us to fight
I can't even use the reforges on my hat

The timing on this test is too tight!
There's plenty of tasks that require skill
But something about this one just isn't quite right

I don't do this test out of free will
Eating up all my gold
Always seeming to fight uphill

It leaves me feeling quite cold
Nothing I hate more than this
But I need to do it, so I guess I'll do as told
BlissfulkillWolfandWolfvioletkittSiodhanSelenijaSeddieTheDumbOneKensamaofmari
  1. ?40 votes
    1. your poems suck
       15% (6 votes)
    2. why is there a poll
       85% (34 votes)

Comments

  • ForeRuniaForeRunia
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    Posts: 39
    Member
    How about a poorly written Shakespearean sonnet for your ears?
    A simple one about the many times I've seen him die inside.
    The many nights he's slaved away, wondering if it would take years
    to see the satisfaction of Dan Rank 1 Magnum Shot finally abide.

    It's a simple tale about a smile gone wry, only to falter.
    You see he tries this test daily and the rewards still allude him.
    Yet no matter how many failures, he's never a defaulter.
    Such tenacity is admirable despite his patience falling slim.

    But how painful it is to watch!
    95%, 80%, it all means nothing to this test!
    Miss after miss, only to continuously botch
    a simple task that many can attest.

    And after the day is said and done,
    a logout of defeat for only just one.
    HellkaizerWolfandWolfZephyrmaruSelenijaKensamaofmari
  • GTCvActiumGTCvActium
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    Posts: 661
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    As someone that has completed all dans possible and is a human, I can only say:

    Freedom

    Kensamaofmari
  • HellkaizerHellkaizer
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    GTCvActium wrote: »
    As someone that has completed all dans possible and is a human, I can only say:

    Freedom

    I ended up buying a super gold combo card pack and got magnum so I'm very happy with that. Also got a BD heart yesterday to quell my woes. My mind is at rest for a while
  • TeasesTeases
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    getting to dan 3
    is so god*** hard for me,
    why why why why why.
  • SavanteSavante
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    Speaking of Dan tests, does anyone know if Hillwen Engineering and Magic Craft are an exception from having their mastery exp depleted whenever you advance your Dan rank? I'd really like to know because I'd like the quality bonus enchants but if that means re-training those skills to 100 repeatedly, then no.
  • HellkaizerHellkaizer
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    edited July 16, 2018
    Savante wrote: »
    Speaking of Dan tests, does anyone know if Hillwen Engineering and Magic Craft are an exception from having their mastery exp depleted whenever you advance your Dan rank? I'd really like to know because I'd like the quality bonus enchants but if that means re-training those skills to 100 repeatedly, then no.

    Pretty sure you gotta retrain, not 100% sure though.


    As for the people that voted saying my poems suck those are feelings you're hurting.
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  • GTCvActiumGTCvActium
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    Savante wrote: »
    Speaking of Dan tests, does anyone know if Hillwen Engineering and Magic Craft are an exception from having their mastery exp depleted whenever you advance your Dan rank? I'd really like to know because I'd like the quality bonus enchants but if that means re-training those skills to 100 repeatedly, then no.

    There is no exception. There is only pain. I welcome you to the abyss of suffering.
    Savante
  • SavanteSavante
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    Posts: 15
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    GTCvActium wrote: »
    Savante wrote: »
    Speaking of Dan tests, does anyone know if Hillwen Engineering and Magic Craft are an exception from having their mastery exp depleted whenever you advance your Dan rank? I'd really like to know because I'd like the quality bonus enchants but if that means re-training those skills to 100 repeatedly, then no.

    There is no exception. There is only pain. I welcome you to the abyss of suffering.

    Guess I won't get the +3 Prefix titles then. lol