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Kensamaofmari wrote: »

Well while you're in Emain, find out who the chain of command is since those dumpsters are a problem with the methane they seep into the atmosphere. Emain is the #1 polluter in all of Erinn.

@Kensamaofmari
You can blame Aodhan, since he's technically the supervising commander lore wise for Emain aside from the occasional orders straight from Aliech's command at Tara castle, lul. Who can blame him though, literally just staff members of the former rulers of Emain, the Paladins, and the royal guards with Aodhan basically spear-fronting most of the work around Emain. He ain't got the payroll to make his knights dump out trash cans, given literally anything involving the dumps of Emain gets like handled in some weird fashion with events or Saga II.
Figured it was Aodhan a year or more, since he's literally handled anything recent or in general that involves with Emain Macha or is referred to the most when it comes to authority in that city. lul, R.I.P. his eyes, no wonder he always mentions sometimes that it's just "busy" a lot.

Since I'm here, HERE'S A STORY FOR YOU DIPS.
They say if you ask the Banker, Jocelin in Emain Macha, and talk to her with the keyword Classes and Training (I don't remember the exact keyword named but it's that one involving schools), she'll tell you all about the irony of how schools are garbage more or less.
They say if you wait long enough at the square in Emain Macha, you'll obtain a drop of one million gold magically.
AND THEY SAY,
if you really are a chef in Erinn, you'll be like Tin, and become a real alcohol enthusiast and buy liquor when the sun sets in the evenings, and pursue more alcohol all over the continents. (Like me of course, a truly aspiring Culinary Artist in the works.)

I WILL BE BACK SOMETIME, WHENEVER. Hope ya'll enjoyed the small tale. Keep on posting 'AN INTERESTING TALE', I like reading whatever gets posted on here, and hopefully so do some others, keeps the boredom from creeping in on this desolate community.
See ya next time n00bs.

Stopping by again, hope ya'll ready for another dose of stinky stories with ye boi.

So I logged in a while ago to attempt again at fishing up the Persistent enchant from a pickaxe burn, and thought about this skill description for Healing since I've been abusing Dorcha Conversion to get my deadly status for Healing Dan 3 requirements (Dreams of Pro Healers 101 with a Cheap Mana Magician's Tikki Healing Wand, lul). And reading some bits at the end of it, I wonder if they didn't delve too much into mana's creations of erg types, cause it having to say despite having the ability to heal your health back up, it insists on not recovering wounds. Woulda made more sense to put something like "If you become proficient enough, you'll be able to heal wounds with the healing as well." or something like that. Just a idle thought I had while I was fishing in rain and sun during the passing days in-game. Also reminds me of how nice it was earlier at Cobh's ports during evening-night hours in-game, the coloration of the skies and sounds of the seas is a nice bit when you're trying to be "persistent" on getting something as persistently annoying to drop through the RNG cycle of items for a Persistent enchant burn, lul. Also realized when I logged in that it was Baltane today, so I became age 189 today as of late, coming close to 200 already huh. Time sure passes when you just journey all over the game with the circumstances I play in, lmao. Reminds me of another item of the past in my collection of naughty or QUALITY sounding enchanted items I was rummaging through in my pet's inventories, like the healing wand I mentioned above 'Cheap Mana Magician's Tikki Healing Wand', Nostalgic Burst Warrior Pillow ( know what I'm saying c; ), Suspicious Screaming Machete with added black to red flashy dyed blade (An ode to my old favorite movie-slasher character Jason Voorhees), and only thing I can recall for now from earlier was like my personal carry-on armor Fundamental Warrior Connous Leather Armor (such a nice addition to my pack of gear).

But ye, I heard if you gift one hundred and one packs of Ramen to Wanst in Vales and talk to him using the keyword Nearby Rumors, he'll give you a coupon to use at Argel, he'll prompt a unseen dialogue of taking the coupon off your hands, and he'll open up rare limited supplies of Fighter Dan uniforms, and Martial Arts oriented specialty items that 0.0000001% of people all over Mabinogi no matter the servers and branch have never seen. To be honest my personal favorite is the ten gold pieces priced Knuckle Sandwich food. It gives me so much Will and shows you a cut-scene of epic proportions, it shows you the definition of what it means to be a Food Fighter if you know what I'm saying. And they say if you have gifted Argel's likeability to the upmost before using the one-time coupon use, he'll give you 50% discount off one purchase, and have a single legendary item blessed by devCat itself, the one and only 'Martial Arts for Dummies by devCat'. They say if you read this in-game book, you'll obtain skill ranks in all the Martial Arts talent at unforeseen levels of perfection, the PEAK OF PRIME PERFECTION, DELECTABLE POWER PROGRESSION, MORE POWER THAN ANY GOD HANDLE. You'll be able to devastate any enemy that crosses your path with a new talent rank passed Grandmaster's and all Dan's you've never seen, it's rumored to have even your former skill that would of been called Focused Fist to 'One Finger Digger", that's how intense it'll be. Comes with all new animations and upgraded combinations that even use Respite and Tumble, like the rumored 'One Knee, One Kneel', they say it's a skill that makes you knee an enemy in their most sensitive spots from a distance of fifty meters, and have them kneel or stunned for ten minutes as the enemy is contemplating their life choices to have that be done to them. DREAMS CAN BE REAL IF YOU DIVE INTO THE ABYSS ENOUGH.

On another note with the small tall-tale there, I learned some new info as I was diving deep in Iria recently in my last expedition and some bits about the continent of Uladh, I hope to plan out a good bit in my next informative MabiNovel soon, but it'll be a while till' I can scrape up enough info to get a good forty usual panels in my novel standards. It'll mostly be some geographical and lore based things, but yeah, some weird stuff I noticed recently after the hundreds (in-game technically it would be hundreds of years) of times I've traveled the world on the three continents, I might be able to come to something once Tory Ravine one day pops up, but for now I got some good sources to work off for the two continents of Iria and Uladh, if any of ya'll from Mari, WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOT DROP of MabiNovel info.

Uhuh, ye, hope ya'll enjoyed my small stories and tales I got this time for whoever is reading these recently, I WILL BE BACK FROM THE DUMPSTERS OF EMAIN MACHA or the lazy break-times I have at the shores of Zardine to post more stuff. Till' next time you dirty weeaboos and scums, lul.

@Bronzebreak Nice try with your GARBAGE equipment names, but I got something to top those two easily; (Formerly named before re-enchanted for a trophy towards how I got the item) Hard Stimulating Lion Claw Lance: All Black, All Lightning related reforges (Lightning 1, Lightning Bolt Min Dmg 1.) lul, and Magical Shining Adventurer's L-Rod, nice try though n00b. Also the lance is now called Lion Hunter's Breakthrough Lion Claw Lance because well, a short story for ya, back when I was a all-the-time training type of person then a aimless wandering bum of Erinn, given my personal interest in Martial Arts talent, and my relatively weak character stats, lions before I was even Grandmaster ironically were a source of training for me given their occasional multi-aggro AI's and current power level that would probably one-three shot kill me if I wasn't careful, so I used to train Martial Arts on them often when I passed by Courcle during my travels, so one day I managed to pass by, do a small training course with the lions, and coincidentally after a bit of doing dumb stuff like dying repeatedly from one on one fighting a Giant Lion with just Fighter and barely surviving it to win from the lack of -EXP I was gaining, I happened to come across the Lion Lance as a drop from one of the nearby lioness's I was training on, and from there well, it ended up becoming strictly a joke item after surviving multiple dumb sequence of things I done to it like splatter one million or so on regular metal dyes, then going to Step 6 with it, then jokingly having it survive multiple rank nine or higher enchanting processes I did myself with probably less then rank nine I had at the time, and now to what it is current day, a pure trophy/story-worthy item I carry around if I want something for slight damage, cause well, it's literally upgraded and aimed towards nothing specific in damage, lul. Hope ya enjoyed the small story of how that dumb lance came to be, it'd share a photo of it, but given I still can't be bothered to figure how to upload photos properly on here, if you're on Mari, lul just hit me up with a note and I could show you a collection of my junk of joke named items one day.

@Kensamaofmari Yes, Tir Na Nog is weak, just like the people who used to go there to grind Windmill EXP, and always cultivating prime fecal infested dirt in these soils of my thread, I just need more posts from anyone to get more of that prime grade manure, ya dig it?

BUT TO POST A TALE OF a relatively short login I did a bit ago.
I was wandering Iria, after logging on to see what there was to do, it was pouring a lot, the bleach infested rain clouds I was wandering in made me think as I was going through a couple of caverns and crevices a bit over. Legend has it in my book of "Mumbo-Jumbo's theory of Iria Ecology by 'n00b' Ecologist Plankdumb" that if you let a Green Leek pet soak in all the raining bleach of Iria for at least one year in real time, it'll grow to the size of Abb Neagh Lake under the blessings of Water-Cannon-Blasting Neid itself, and upon granting the blessings it'll shoot a one shot no-dodge, no-evasion water cannon blast and if you manage to survive it from becoming deadly status, before flying away in the raining clouds of Iria with it's majestic flippers, the water cannon blast that near-death knocked you down, upon your feet will be a quality item no player owns of legendary proportions; a Dawn Water Drop Four Leaf Clover Umbrella, blessed by Neid itself, it'll bestow to you if equipped with a Guard Cylinder a whooping powered boost of one hundred million percentage towards any Water alchemy-aligned skill, and a astonishing fifty million percent boost towards Windmill's damage, and if you're a Giant, lucky for you, you'll get a amazing one hundred meter radius effect and a STOMPING five hundred million damage percentage towards the skill. It's legendary stuff man, hope one day ya'll can hunt the mystical phenomenon and unravel the glory of the rarely seen events known on the Purple eclipse in Erinn.
(P.S. I own the umbrella actually with the enchanted name, lmao. It's one of my many prized items despite me dropping a Dawn enchant I burned from an item I found off the floor while traveling and then enchanting it along with dropping Water Drop on it as well. Good stuff folks.)

HOPE YOU STANK PLAYERS ENJOY THE TALES OF MY TIMES,
Until next time I come back to post or view my thread again you dirty, milk-dipped bottomed buffoons of Erinn.

It's ye boi, just stopping by to view this dumpster of a thread I made. I appreciate the responses ya'll made so far, keep at em'.
BUT REAL MATTERS ARE BEING DISCUSSED NOW.
To spice up this thread's topic a bit, question for ya'll to answer. What's the most interesting personal hobby ya'll keep up with while you play Mabinogi? Something that really puts ya or individualizes your own style of play nowadays in that sense. I'll start it off with this series of things I personally have a pride and joy over, while continuously working on more creations.

So far, legends has it that a old milletian makes bizarre equipment enchanted gear that has quality jokes when referring to the item name itself.
An example of these bizarre equipments he owns are as such things like; Magical Chef Life Exploration Cooking Knife, Guard Ebony Targe Shield, Untamed Barbarian Life Exploration Fishing Rod, Gust Sustainer Scooter Helmet, Vigorous Snappy Culinary Artist Outfit, Dramatic Charm Wis' Intelligence Soldier Boots (M), Intricate Poison Hunter's Venom Sword, Hunter Treasure Adonis Hat (M), and a personal favorite of the old timer's equipment, Secretive Challenging Sun Road Colts. They say he continues to destroy his durability to this very day, while training his rank seven enchanting rank on his unfortunate experiments on his equipment. Who says enchanting can't be fun, lul.

Also @Kensamaofmari, nah man, you need to enter the three-hundred-sixty orbital transcendence in mind and body on Erinn to enter that fourth dimension, but you're close to the 4D at the very least, lul. My advice, just stare at the orbital moon cycles everyday for years and you'll get there, like uh that one phrase, "until cows jump over the moon" or something like that is when you'll get there.

@Hellkaizer, @Sherri
Glad ya'll like the story snippets of my login times on Mabinogi, benefits of traveling all over, I always got some stories hanging around going place to place doing misc. things, lul.

I WILL BE BACK TO POST SOMETHING AGAIN, whenever I can, TILL' NEXT TIME WE MEET AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS BARREL of feces, urine, animal fat scum, and rotting plants and dirt.

Just finished with my login for today, I got a tale for all you puffing, wing-obsessed wearing god complex hooligans.

There once was a player who despised wings in Erinn, the player would smite any chance they'd get to ridicule and joke on any person they'd crossed their line of sight in the area. One day a player traded them a garbage pair of wings that looked like Red Angel Wings, but more compact and cutesy-looking. The player disgusted after momentarily equipping them and taking them off short after asked the person that'd they take it back before their personal distaste for the pieces of garbage called wings would end up into a low-tier campfire for a couple of EXP. They refused, and then went the wings into the fire, yielding a vain amount of EXP towards a player who hasn't rebirthed in over two years real time, with a capped level of two hundred, and negative one hundred POINT zero EXP bar. And then short after, the player may or may not had went to Ferghus to repair their gear short after. (True Story, also the EXP yielded is like only two digits, like around 10~20EXP, lmao)

I'LL BE BACK SOMETIME WHENEVER TO POST MORE FOR YA'LL TO READ.
P.S. - I hope ya'll wing wearing, idle goofing, numb-skull gooning, god-complex and weeaboo named looking buffoons who lurk in those towns get obliterated by a Mammoth stomping over your frozen corpses after being fished up from the bottom of Reus River, lul.